The Joel Knows Regina is Better Than Saskatoon

Just for shits-and-giggles, I am going to list a bunch of reasons why:

• Regina doesn't force semi's to drive throught the heart of the city, causing many different traffic problems.
• Wascana Park is one of the largest urban parks in North America, bigger than the famous Central Park in New York. It was also designed by the same guy that designed the World Trade Center.
• Regina is named after Queen Victoria, while Saskatoon was named after the Cree name for some gross berry, a berry that is nowhere as good as real berries like Blue berries and Raspberries.
• The people designing the U of R campus actually took the time to choose good locations for our buildings, while the U of S just randomly threw them around, causing much confusion.
• The Riders are in Regina, enough said
• Regina has a wealth of history, and was originally the headquarters of the North West Territories, until Saskatchewan and Alberta became provinces.

I could go on and on forever about this, but I think I have proven my point. But buck up Saskatoon, at least you have Fuddruckers.