Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Zombie Michael Jackson Can Suck It

As promised, promoted and bragged about, here is my blog about Michael Jackson. Before you judge me, or my heading (which I mostly did for shock value), I want to make it clear that I have nothing against Michael Jackson. He had a couple songs that were alright, he was a good dancer, and the 3D ride at Disneyland was pretty cool, but I am sick and damn tired of hearing about this guy. Everywhere you look, someone is either talking about what caused his death, or his family is grasping at any sort of limelight they can get, or (and this pisses me off the most) they brag about how much they loved his music. I find it damn hard to believe that every single person on Earth is all of a sudden a huge Michael Jackson fan. Like, yeah, okay, Thriller was a great album, sure, I can admit that, but I have never been a fan of his music. Is it possible that I am completely crazy for not gushing over every single song, or is it possible that a large chunk of the media, whether it be a TV news anchor or just some shlub who writes for an internet site such as IGN or 411, is completely full of shit.
And the next thing I ask, if all these people really loved his music that much, why did none of them jump to defend him during all his trials and tribulations that last couple years? It has always bothered me that everyone jumped on that bandwagon of assuming that Jackson was a child molester, when it was quite clear (to me anyways) that he is just mentally damaged. He was robbed of his childhood, as many child stars are, and once he began an adult who had control of his own life, he reverted to a child-like state. A person in a child-like state would, logically, wish to spend his time with people in the same state of mind, primarily children are the people in a child-like state. It clearly didn't cross his mind that any of his actions would appear creepy to the outside world, since in his mind, he had the most innocent intentions.
You might say that I am just adding to this media attention, but really, nobody reads this blog. My only hope is that some random person stumbles upon this blog and says "Hey, you know what, lets just let the guy be dead, and go on with our lives." Because, they way people are talking, it's like he's not dead at all, he's undead, much like a zombie? (This justifies the heading!)

2 comments:

  1. the best part about michael jackson is that he wrote Smooth Criminal, which Alien Ant Farm would later cover

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  2. That cover is great, you know what else is great? The song "These Days" also by Alien Ant Farm.

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