Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Call of the Wild

This is the most recent short story I have written, I am finally posting it, okay, get off my back!

In the dark, he stalks his prey. The grass is dewy, wet beneath his feet. The small animal moves slowly, cautiously, watching for danger. He watches too, waiting for it to drop its guard; then he will strike. It is a quiet night, and the wind is still. He is in good spirits, as he does not have to worry about the wind drifting his smell towards the small creature. He can circle around, and pounce from any angle. He salivates at the thought of the feast he will soon dine on.

The little creature continues to move slowly, searching for a meal of its own. He moves with it, never breaking his line of sight. If he looks away for even one second, it could be gone. It is too late to find another meal; he needs this one.

The tiny creature reaches a small stream. This could be it. The little thing takes a drink, a perfect opportunity. He creeps forward, swiftly but silently, almost within pouncing distance.

Snap.

A twig. How could he be so careless, so foolish. The creature darts his head up, staring directly at him, making eye contact. He speeds off into the forest. He can do this, he knows this forest better than anyone. He dashes right after it, only a few steps behind. As the creature twists and turns through the trees, under logs, over creeks, he follows each movement. He is sure the creature does not know where it is going; it is acting on pure instinct. If it knew, it wouldn’t be heading towards the rocks. There is no escape from the rocks, not for something that small. He grins slightly, knowing now that he is in for a well-deserved meal.

Just as he guessed, the creature darts into a gap between the rocks; he squeezes through, right behind. He barely fits; the creature surely thought he would not be able to make it at all. The creature jumps and claws in the rocky dead-end, not yet realizing its effort is futile. It stops, and stares right at him. He can see the fear in its eyes, and slowly moves toward it.

With his belly full, he casually walks through the forest. Home is but minutes away, and it is almost dawn. The rising sun makes the dew on the grass sparkle as he walks through the forest, and he can hear the birds just waking up. He enters his yard; it is cluttered with playground equipment and scattered toys, something he would usually find quite annoying, but not this morning. He is in a good mood. Right as he sits down on the hammock, the back door bursts open.

“Farley, where have you been? I have been up all night, worried sick about you! Now, come inside, I will make you some breakfast.”

Foolish woman.

The Zombie Michael Jackson Can Suck It

As promised, promoted and bragged about, here is my blog about Michael Jackson. Before you judge me, or my heading (which I mostly did for shock value), I want to make it clear that I have nothing against Michael Jackson. He had a couple songs that were alright, he was a good dancer, and the 3D ride at Disneyland was pretty cool, but I am sick and damn tired of hearing about this guy. Everywhere you look, someone is either talking about what caused his death, or his family is grasping at any sort of limelight they can get, or (and this pisses me off the most) they brag about how much they loved his music. I find it damn hard to believe that every single person on Earth is all of a sudden a huge Michael Jackson fan. Like, yeah, okay, Thriller was a great album, sure, I can admit that, but I have never been a fan of his music. Is it possible that I am completely crazy for not gushing over every single song, or is it possible that a large chunk of the media, whether it be a TV news anchor or just some shlub who writes for an internet site such as IGN or 411, is completely full of shit.
And the next thing I ask, if all these people really loved his music that much, why did none of them jump to defend him during all his trials and tribulations that last couple years? It has always bothered me that everyone jumped on that bandwagon of assuming that Jackson was a child molester, when it was quite clear (to me anyways) that he is just mentally damaged. He was robbed of his childhood, as many child stars are, and once he began an adult who had control of his own life, he reverted to a child-like state. A person in a child-like state would, logically, wish to spend his time with people in the same state of mind, primarily children are the people in a child-like state. It clearly didn't cross his mind that any of his actions would appear creepy to the outside world, since in his mind, he had the most innocent intentions.
You might say that I am just adding to this media attention, but really, nobody reads this blog. My only hope is that some random person stumbles upon this blog and says "Hey, you know what, lets just let the guy be dead, and go on with our lives." Because, they way people are talking, it's like he's not dead at all, he's undead, much like a zombie? (This justifies the heading!)

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Wasted

Nobody makes blog posts anymore. It's tragic really. Aaron is a fuck. Hi Mom. Cassidy agrees.