I write jokes sometimes, while I am drunk

Yeah, so the title speaks for itself, I wrote a whole bunch of jokes on Friday night, while drinking. World-famous comedian and close, personal friend Phil Smith, known for creating the term "booty call," informed me that they were quite funny. If you see me in the halls, I might let you read them, but there is a strong chance you will not understand them. I am still working out the many kinks before I can come even close to telling them in public.